Remember that our sense of humour is God given
The following items are meant to amuse not to offend

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Taken from actual church bulletins

• Don't let worry kill you: let the church help.
  
  
• For those of you who have children and don't know it
  we have a nursery downstairs.
  
  
• This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs Lewis to
  come forward and lay an egg on the altar.